Tonight I decided we needed to go visit my in-laws. They only live about .3 miles from us. Easy walking distance. So I packed up my cooking supplies, spices, raw foods, kids, dogs and scooters, and off we went. Once I got to my in-laws I quickly took an assessment of the kitchen. My mother in-law keeps a well stocked kitchen! Tonight's dinner was seared Ahi Tuna and rice.
I began by making my seared ahi like I have done countless times, only to realize I forgot to bring a can of beer. I search her house for a beer substitute, red wine, white wine, cognac, really any alcohol would work. All I found was a nice chilled bottle of Champagne. Now I have never tried cooking with champagne in ANY capacity, so not sure how it would work in seared ahi. I tasted the champagne, I was in luck, it was not too sweet. Actually it was not sweet at all. Let's start the Ahi, I ground pepper, added wasabi paste, mustard seed and salt. I rubbed a thick layer on the Ahi and quickly seared it in a pan with coconut oil. Removed the ahi and made a sauce out of the reminisce of the pan, more mustard seed, soy sauce, a little garlic and pepper. Pour this over the ahi and it is perfect. My mother in-law had beat me to the rice and made it already. She is the rice whisperer. Hers is always so soft and fluffy. She adds 1/2 milk and 1/2 water. I have tried but can never get it right.
On to dessert. We LOVE brownies in this house. I have my basic Mrs. Fields fudge brownie recipe that I have used for years. It never comes out wrong, EVER. Tonight I just mixed up a batch, told my son to turn on the oven and in they went. Now my kids have been cooking and baking with me in the kitchen since they were old enough to sit on the counter. They have turned on the oven, turned off the oven, taken stuff out and put stuff in for the last 2+ years. So this is nothing new. He turned it on and said, "Why did it do that?" Not really paying attention to his question was my first mistake. I just said, "No idea." and continued stirring my mixture. Nice and smooth. Taste the batter, perfection! My daughter pours it into the pan and in the oven it goes. I tell the kids to set the oven to 20 minutes and hear it beep twice, again something new, but I made my second mistake of the night. I did not pay attention to the odd beeps.
15 minutes pass. I am almost done washing the dishes. I notice the oven is smoking a bit, quite a bit. I try to open it to see what is going on. AHHHHH, the oven is in self clean mode, that has been shut off, but is still locked because the temp is too high! The weird thing that the oven did when my son first turned it on was, go into clean mode, but he did not push start, just set the temp. When the kids started the timer they then pushed start and clean mode locked the oven up, cranked the temp up, then said, "oh no, something is in me" and shut its self off. I call for my husband to "fix it" and get my oven open NOW. I can see the brownies turning to charcoal. They were gone, but I was hoping they would not start on fire. Hubby reset the whole oven, got it open. Brownies are solid black bricks. No good.
Round 2. I figure round one was such a failure lets try a new recipe. I Google fudge brownies and pick one that looks good. It requires much more work than I am used to, cooking butter and sugar, mixing in three different bowls, combining them all and baking. My oven did not sabotage me this time. I notice that they are cooking a bit differently then I am use to. I finish them and let my husband and son taste them. Husband gets a crumb in his mouth and refuses to eat any more. Son takes a big bite, and spits it right back out. I am laughing, with 2 cups of sugar and 1/2 cup of Butter, it cannot be that bad. Oh, it is and worse than I thought. Imaging chocolate flavored play-do. Now imagine baking said play-do and that is what I made. It was gross. Batch 2 in the trash.
I figure by this point I am on a roll. Third times a charm right? Haha not with me or so it seems. I again went to Google and found a recipe with 5 stars. Looked similar to the previous recipe except this one had milk and much less flour and baking powder. The other quantities were all a bit off from the last and this one added chocolate chips. Again, I mix it all up. The consistency of this one is MUCH better than the last. I turn on the oven, grease the pan and at the last minute decide to taste the batter before I poured it into the pan. It is paper mache glue with a bit of cocoa in it. How is this edible? How is this 5 stars? Maybe when I bake it, it will get better. Turns out that was wishful thinking. It too was horrible. My poor husband would not taste the batter, and my son was scared. My daughter happily comes over to taste, she had been in the shower for end of round 1 and all of round 2. She takes a big bit and asks if she can wash her mouth with milk, it was so bad. I hope she does not end up with a tummy ache. Tonight's brownie baking was one glorious failure after another. I give up.
By this point my kids and husband do not trust any new dessert I am making, so I make Pistachio pudding. It is a tried and true recipe that I can make in 15 minutes. Finished it, cleaned kitchen and giving up on any brownie recipe that is not Mrs. Fields.
Good Night